About nachmu

John David Duke Jr is behind all this nonsense, raising his family in Tonawanda, New York, passing time doing several things for income: financial adviser, part-time pastor in the Lutheran Church Missouri Synod, part-time instructor at Concordia Seminary in St. Catharines Ontario, Canada.

The Buffalo-Niagara Microclimate

Here’s how it works here, just to clear things up:

Winter’s the problem; everyone knows that.  Winter begins in December, just like it does for everyone else, but it extends through March.  Well, one of the seasons has to lose a month, and the unlucky season is Summer.  Considering what Summer looks like in the central Plains and Midwest, it’s not a terrible trade.

  • Winter: December through March.
  • Spring: April through June
  • Summer: July and August
  • Autumn: September through November

In truth, it’s very lovely, with a late Spring and a full season of Autumn. Winters are fairly mild, but, as the caricature hints, a little on the wet side.  Chilly and snowy is the best way to put it.  Summer is pleasant enough, with just enough hot to make it interesting, and the lakes take the edge off any storm systems.  April, the first month of Spring, is miserable.  It’s generally rainy and cool, extending the heating season because the sun is hidden, and cabin fever really sets in because you can’t go out into the snow or onto the ice because it’s too warm, nor can you start preparing a garden because it’s too squishy.

Autumn (returning to emphasize), is long and full.  The sun is still nice and bright, but the air is light and cool.  September and October are great months to sit outside around a fire after dark, roasting hotdogs and marshmallows, staring up at the sky, and talking about nothing in particular.  Apple orchards, grape harvests, pumpkins and gourds, hay rides, blue skies, warm sweaters, and all the happy things we associate with Autumn are in the cornucopia of the Niagara Frontier.

There ya go!

The 12th Annual Elmwood Avenue Festival of the Arts

Indeed, it was the 12th Annual Elmwood Avenue Festival of the Arts this weekend.  It’s a blowout affair in mid-town Buffalo, the Elmwood village area.  Every year the Nachmu family treks down there from our fortress in Tonawanda, mainly so that the Nachmu Boys may participate in the Buffalo Suzuki Strings concert, but also so that we might expose ourselves to the freaks, weirdos, and ne’er-do-wells who pretend to be haute couture.  It’s fun.As with every Arts Festival, the Elmwood Avenue Festival is long on contrivance and short on arts.  That’s not to say that the contrived isn’t good; in fact, it’s spectacular.  That is to say, however, that the arts community in Western New York isn’t particularly idiosyncratic.  This is Nachmu at his most arrogant, I admit; a most severe critic, indeed, but a weary consumer of the arts.

This is just the Kidsfest area.

Nevertheless, I feel that of the 170 or so vendors, a dozen or so did distinguish themselves.  In addition, the organizers of the festival have succeeded in creating an environment that borders on avant garde, but remains within the comfort zone of the intellectually curious family. In addition, they have balanced the displays, activities, music, and performances to give the festival a feel of constant motion and excitement without a sense that one is missing something.  In short, the place was packed until after closing time on Sunday. I honestly don’t know how they emptied the place of patrons and party-seekers.

What follows is my limited perspective on the festival, highlighting what I liked and the one piece I did buy. Continue reading

Bullet Dodged

Nachmu the Younger and I were walking the street in the cool of the day, enjoying each other, I the father and he the image of his father, when Nachmu the Younger picked up a stick which had been fashioned, lo and behold, with a trigger mechanism.

At each tree, he paused, made a clicking sound, “chk-chk,” and pulled the trigger.  I thought he was shooting the trees with a gun, so, to verify, I asked him, “What are you doing?” He responded, “I’m lighting each tree on fire!” He was delighted in himself.  The stick was not a gun, you see, it was a butane lighter, the kind one uses to light candles or a charcoal fire.

“Well, great,” I thought to myself, “How much is this going to cost me?”

A moment later, he added, “Each night, we light the trees on fire, and then, in the morning, we come back and put them out. They’re very bright.”

Ah, so the rest of the questions forming themselves rested, namely: “How am I going to make time for all the counseling sessions? How did my five-year old become a pyromaniac? Was it the Fourth of July firecrackers we played with?” Nope, instead, it was a child delighted in himself that he was imagining the neighborhood lit with a hundred giant tree-candles, no more dark to be afraid of ever again.

Reader "L" sends this photo to illustrate.

The Mighty Modifieds

I think I’m in love with the panorama feature of my camera, so, you know, Sherri Hogan took fourth in the Sportsman Modified feature after winning her heat, so she keeps a lock on second in points.

It really is a great track.

The Modifieds were out, with 22 cars of 600 horsepower; it was a great show.

I met a guy there at the nacho stand (DTRP has great nachos), his first time out.  I don’t know what brought him out, but his eyes were bright, a guy my age, eyes bright with the excitement of a little kid meeting Santa Claus, and the Modifieds had not even run their feature yet; they had only raced seven at a time in qualifying heats.

That’s stock car racing!

The Earth Shook

Some Pro-Mods, that is, the truly insane drag racers, came out to Dunn Tire Raceway Park. In truth, they weren’t a true “Pro-Modifieds” class, but the class was open to, essentially, crazy cars competing for a $3000 prize.  After the second qualifying passes were completed, Nachmu the Younger took Tony aside to tell him that “they vibrate.”  They sure do. I was reminded of Psalm 18, which includes the following verses:

Can't see the craziness, can you? This car did the eighth-mile in 4.5 seconds.

Can you see the craziness now?

Then the earth reeled and rocked;
the foundations also of the mountains trembled
and quaked, because he was angry.
Smoke went up from his nostrils,
and devouring fire from his mouth;
glowing coals flamed forth from him.

God rides on the Wild Side, doesn't he?

These vehicles must be related to the chariots of fire.

I mean, Dunn Tire Raceway Park is known for a notorious quote by John Force, fearless Funny Car driver of many championships, who, in 1997, upon inspecting the drag strip at DTRP, turned to an official and said, “Where’s the other lane?”

The track has done nothing but deteriorate since then.

Believe it or not, the track that John Force feared has been conquered: a record was set by one of these insane dragsters, running down the strip with a competitor in the other “half” in 3.97 seconds at 163.5 mph.  Just so you know whom to avoid if you meet him in a dark alley, the guy’s name is Bob Frigon.

Lookit, any aficionado will tell you that 3.97 seconds is only respectably fast when it comes to pure speed on an eighth-mile track, but this is at Dunn Tire Raceway Park in Lancaster, NY.  It’s not set up for that kind of speed.

Chariots of the Divine

To be sure, at other tracks, one cannot stand literally two feet from the car as it thunders by, so DTRP offers a unique experience, something akin to standing next to God when he makes an appearance.  One feels fear and awe, nothing less.  It’s a divine experience to feel the heat of the exhaust, hear the pounding of engine-compression, and have your heart stop for a moment because the ground is falling out from beneath your feet.

It’s comforting to know that God is angry at my enemies.

Drag Racing at Dunn Tire Raceway Park in Lancaster

One of the Pro Mod competitors finishes a spectacular burnout.

Drag racing is a completely different beast from stock car racing. I would not consider myself a novitiate any longer, but I am still quite new to the experience of drag racing.  The Niagara Frontier has three good places for drag racing, and Nachmu HQ is nearest to the eighth-mile track at glorious Dunn Tire Raceway Park.

DTRP has its history, and, as is true with almost everything in the Buffalo region, its history is an albatross.  As is true with almost everything in the Buffalo region, however, the people make the ruins of a once-great facility into a near-great facility.  Thus the local drag racing scene. Continue reading

Annoyed By Anarchy

Or: Soaps for Generation X

It’s time for us to face the music: we have our soap operas, our evening dramas, and we’ve hidden behind anarchy.  We want to see our sordid stories, extrapolating some sort of meaningfulness from television serials into our own boredom, except with cool tattoos, seedy New Jersey streets, martinis in Manhattan, guns, and sex.  Lots of sex.

Nachmu has just gotten around to Sons of Anarchy, and I’m captivated by the characters and plot.  Echoing in my head, though, when the growl of the acoustic guitar over the steady bass line brings in the first stanza of the theme song, “Ride into this world,” is the clarion call of my own childhood, of Dad throwing us all out of the living room when that trumpet began to sound.  That’s right, “Ride into this world” makes me hear the theme for Dallas.  “Dad is watching his stories; don’t bother him.”

Some people have tried to write about the deeper meanings and significances of The Sopranos, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Rescue Me, Sons of Anarchy, and what is surely to become a host of facsimiles, duplicates, and imitations, but there isn’t any deeper meaning.  It’s just not there, and cultural commentators writing about these shows are like miners mining for gold where only pyrite can be found.

Indeed, dear Nachmu, why the sanctimony?  Why the lecture? Continue reading

Start Your Engines

Saturday Night at the Races

Saturday nights are glorious in the Niagara Frontier: during the winter, there’s Hockey Night in Canada; during the summer, there’s asphalt circle-track stock car racing (dirt track racing is on Friday nights, but I’m at the drag races then). Racing night is a special taste of paradise, in my estimation.

We're still under the great wide open...

Walking through the gates at any decent local race track leaves me with a certain sense of awe.  It is a sublime thing that we have accomplished, capturing a wide open space within a fence, filling it with bleachers and pit-boxes, a tech barn, and all sorts of food and drink.  Smells of elements which do not belong together create an environment in the mind, too, which cannot be recreated anywhere else except at the race track: burnt rubber (old and new), nacho cheese, beer, racing fuel, body sweat, old wood, mown grass (from the parking lot), perfume, and fried food.  It wafts like the nose of a fine scotch, the several creating a greater one, a single malt of Saturday Night at the Races.

All sorts are necessary to have stock car racing.

When I first made my foray through the gates into that realm, I was surprised at the variety of nations and peoples within it.  I realized instantly that it was an advertiser’s dream, but even beyond the immediate business opportunity, I realized that this realm was for everyone; everyone could experience pleasure within these gates. It was almost cliché: fat people, skinny people, old people, young people, rich people, middle-class people, poor white trash, well-to-do, you name it.  I was most surprised to see entire families like mine there, a professional-looking husband and wife with a few kids, taking in the evening.  Indeed, I would say that at least the simple majority of fans were made up of small business owners, or those who worked in small-business, entrepreneur-types.

This is generally the wrong way to win a race.

These are the family and friends of drivers and owners of the cars on the track.  These are people of an understated joie de vivre. These are the people who make their own lives within a framework of ambition and freedom.  When you see a car racing, which, in stock car racing, is strictly regulated for the sake of competition–nevertheless, you are seeing freedom as it is meant to be: absolute within moral limitations.  At those speeds, it is impossible to keep the moral component pure; at that point, a driver is penalized, perhaps later confronted, but most assuredly received back into the realm as a friend and a family member.  Naturally, the most recalcitrant cheaters are sent away to race elsewhere, but their reputation follows them, and I can’t imagine that they are ever happily received.  Thus, stock car racing is a wonderful projection, a spinning model of the lives of free people.  How difficult it is, and how fun, to complete a few circuits around a half-mile track!

I sponsor the 74 car, sitting on the pole.

The rewards for good driving and good mechanics are, essentially, great rejoicing, even among the fiercest competitors: it’s tough to win a race.  A few bucks, maybe, are handed out, very few, if the owner is a skinflint know-nothing, but he can only do so much harm; the racing is the thing.  Even so, everything is re-set for the next race, a kind of Jubilee Re-draw for the Pole Position, and the competitors are rounding from the start to the finish, friends no more, but family altogether always.

Behind Turn Two

The racing at Dunn Tire Raceway Park is good.  It could be better; it could be much worse.  Some nights the racing is thrilling; other nights, merely entertaining.  The party in the pits, however, is always an event, which demonstrates the character of the realm within the gates.  Though the world will end, stock car racing will continue.

The MRI

Nachmu’s shoulder is hurt, very hurt, like the kind of hurt that keeps me from playing ball with the Nachmu Boys, keeps me from reaching for my beer (which I need to fetch right now, by the way; brb) in its traditional location (I am LCMS Lutheran, after all), and keeps me from sleeping at night.  And during the day.  I hurt it over time, I think, abusing my body with stress and lack of care, and finally broke something this February jerking some heavy planks of teak in the back of the Nachmu pickup truck. Usually after I abuse my body, it heals.  This time it did not.  So I complained to my doctor.

He sent me to an orthopedic surgeon, who, upon examining my shoulder, declared that I had probably torn my rotator cuff, or something to that effect.  Since that was his suspicion, he ordered me to have an MRI.  He had just indelicately wrenched my shoulder into all sorts of evil angles so that I was listening to him as a master, and I obeyed. Continue reading